They won't even know you were gone. Forget the parades, man, nobody gets a parade for being dawghoused. Occasionally there will be an outcry for clemency, but this isn't likely to be that time.

Those are the typical crimes, you did stray a bit with the 'politics on the wrong board' offense but honestly, you deserved getting jugged - you just weren't funny enough. That kind of gag needs more behind it, instead you shot it out there like Henny Youngman trying to get all his lines off so he can sit down.

Being canned for how you said things -- man, that takes me back. I had a customer complain because she didn't like the way I WASN'T talking to her (because she was being such a pushy, irritating prat that I shut up rather than flame her)...