Granted. They like you so much they take you home as a pet - you are never seen again.


I wish that I could draw like a pro.

Granted! You now draw like pro wrestler Hulk Hogan.

I wish that I hadn't waited so long before reviving this game.

The Auld Grump

Granted, the thread is revived and you invent the portable time field, unfortunately you step into one and it malfunctions, the thread gets revived over and over again.


I wish the Army Corp of Engineers would move all their families into the Kent Valley.... Then that f±&$ing abbutment would get fixed correctly instead of expensive stop gap measures that do noone any good.

Granted. However the abutment has just been granted special historical status, so now you have both the abutment and a significant increase in the local population, with all the problems that causes.

I wish I had some great new music to listen to.

Granted But its Andre the Giant attempting to sing "Luck be a Lady Tonight" from the Musical Guys and Doll, over and over and over again...

I wish I hadn't sold all my X-men and Conan Comics 25-30 years ago!

Granted but your house burnt down and took ALL of your goods and chattels with it.

I wish Doctor Who had had a full series this year.

I wish that this wish would be subverted in some horrible way!

Granted but you find now you are unable to sleep, yet feel more and more tired day by day until you become zombie-like.

I wish that I could travel to parallel universes at will and arrive unharmed and be able to return at will, unharmed and recall everything I did and saw there.

You do - unfortunately no one else knows and, whatever you try, you just can't claim your prizes.

I wish every one a Merry Christmas