Granted. But due to a bad decision and a terrible dice roll you achieve the record for the shortest lived character, ever.

I wish I could build cardstock at ten times the speed.

And your wish is ... ?
(p.s. I wish you would change your signature - it is funny the first few times, but it makes my kids feel sick.)

Granted! Games Workshop switches entirely over to plastics, and drops the the price down to low way robbery.

All other miniatures manufactories are shut down, leaving GW as the sole source for all miniatures.

Sadly, because of the decreased prices GW then decides to only support their most popular lines, and all that is left are Space Marines and Chaos.

I wish that I were a mad scientist with working devices! (As opposed to the death ray that I use to heat my cocoa to lukewarm....)

The Auld Grump, I'll show you! I'll show you all! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Granted! We now have twice as many holidays in our new 800 day years, of course since the years no longer match up with the season you never know whether to make snowmen or lemonade for Christmas.

I wish I knew where to buy a good Victorian lab coat.

The Auld Grump, who actually does want a Victorian lab coat....

Incidentally, I found something close to what I want for a steampunk lab coat - Iron Gate Gallery has a copy of - the only problem is that it is the wrong color for what I want, coming in either red or white, when what I want is a lovely, sooty, bloodstain resistant black. (Red actually shows bloodstains rather well, after it has has dried and turned brown.)

Also is now on Hulu.

The Auld Grump, anyone surprised that I like Dr. Horrible? Anyone?