So today I was at school, but I'm on exam break right now so was just at the school to write a unit test that I'd missed because of being sick. I was standing outside the school, waiting for my parents to come pick me up afterwards, when I noticed that the neighboring Jr High school had just gotten out for lunch. Nothing unusual.
Then, this group of three jr high girls come over, and we had a really strange conversation. I will never understand why girls do the things they do.... but I think they were hitting on me.
Our conversation went something like this:

Them: Hi, I'm Stephanie. Who are you?
Me: None of your business.
Them: Want to be friends?
Me: I don't even know you.
Them: That doesn't matter. Are you famous? I feel like I know you from somewhere.
Me: I'm a legend in my own mind. (Har har har.)
Them: What? What are you doing?
Me: (pretending to text someone) Texting my girlfriend. (This was a lie, I don't have a girlfriend I was just trying to get them to go away.)
Them: What's your name? I want to know so I can find your house. Just kidding.
Me: Like I already said, none of your business. !@#$ off!
Them: You don't have a beard. That's good. I don't like guys with beards. If you grow a beard you should shave it off.
Me: If you grow a beard I'd recommend that you shave it too. (Har har har.) Seriously, get the !@#$ out of here!
Them: You're not very nice. Why can't we be friends.

Thankfully, my ride arrived at this point. I left quickly and they waved. I did not wave back.

Sheesh, don't girls know that there's better ways to get guys to give them attention than acting like they have no brains? Honestly.... The world is a strange place filled with strange people...

Well, were they at least hot?

I think Zenguy has the right idea. Maybe they were there to give you grief, but in that case, you played right into it.

It never hurts to be polite, especially when it's the first time you talk to someone. Even if you think that they're being insincere, you risk proving yourself an ass if they really are being friendly (or testing you, or whatever). I speak as someone who made similar mistakes in the past.

You don't have to be their friend, but don't snub them!

I just content myself with saying 'People are weird'. Boys no less so than girls.

Then again, I am an extrovert, so if you are an introvert then I don't necessarily have an understanding. (Sad but true - I used to think that I was an introvert. Then I took the Meyers Briggs test and was surprised that it described me otherwise. When I told my friends of the time about the results they all started laughing. Hard. Apparently I was the only person who thought that I was an introvert.... )

But for the scarin' of the girls, never underestimate the power of talking about your D&D game. (Actually, most girls that I know, aside from my girlfriend, are likely to respond with stories about their D&D games... and some might complain about what a rotten bastiche their GM is.... )

The Auld Grump

I found both sides of the conversation to be weird.

You were a monster.

They were relentlessly clueless.

Seems like they were interested in you because you were playing hard to get.

Auld Grump got it right, people are strange.

Hmmm, perhaps it is time for a 'Cat Test'?

Take a room full of cat lovers.

Add one person who hates cats.

Release one cat into the room, watch who it comes up to....

The Auld Grump

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

Sorry, got this in my mind the minute I read this thread and decided to spread the love.

*ahem*... the rest pf the adults have coined it. I have nothing more significant to add.